Private beta waitlist is open

Your metal. Your agents handle the rest.

Flash a USB. Boot any machine. It auto-joins your private cloud and agents take over from there. Built on Proxmox VE, with 600+ API endpoints orchestrating everything, and a self-organizing mesh holding it all together. You own the hardware. The agents handle the rest.

Private beta. Limited spots.

You're paying rent on hardware you could own
and depreciate in under 10 months.

The only thing keeping you on AWS, GCP, or Azure is the fear of managing it yourself. The “management tax.” Hiring DevOps engineers, writing Terraform, babysitting clusters at 2am. That fear costs enterprises millions a year in egress fees, overhead, and unpredictable bills. We built an orchestration layer that eliminates it. Not by making management easier, but by making it unnecessary.

How It Works

Two ISOs. One USB. That's it.

We took the entire private cloud stack and packed it into a boot sequence. The first machine becomes your control plane. Every machine after that joins automatically. No SSH. No config files. No tickets.

Control Plane ISO

First node

Flash a USB, boot any machine. It installs Proxmox VE, bootstraps Headscale, generates mTLS certs, spins up Caddy and ProxAPI. Then the USB rewrites itself into a Worker ISO. Hand it to the next machine.

Worker ISO

Every node after

Pre-baked with mesh credentials and mTLS certs. Boot any machine, it finds your cluster on LAN or falls back to the Tailscale mesh overlay. Picks up the next hostname and joins. Works across sites, subnets, and the internet.

The Stack

Proxmox VE

KVM hypervisor, LXC containers, ZFS storage, HA, live migration.

Headscale + Tailscale

Self-organizing WireGuard mesh with DERP relay. Your own control server.

Caddy (mTLS)

Mutual TLS reverse proxy with Cloudflare tunnel. Auto-generated certs.

ProxAPI

18 Rust crates, 600+ endpoints. Agents, workflows, brain, knowledge graph, audit trail.

CockroachDB

Distributed SQL across your cluster. 127 tables. Replicates automatically.

Self-Organizing Mesh

Every node gets a WireGuard tunnel through Headscale. Same LAN? Direct connection. Different continent? Routes through the DERP relay. The mesh heals itself. One flat, encrypted network spanning every machine you own. Put one under your desk and one in a colo. They'll find each other.

For AI Agents

Infrastructure that agents actually
know how to use.

Most “AI-ready” infrastructure just means you bolted an API onto a VM. ProxAPI was built from the ground up for autonomous agents. RBAC with resource budgets, ownership policies, lease management, and a full brain system that learns from every task. Agents operate freely within guardrails you define. Explore the full API.

Self-Service Compute

Agents spin up VMs and containers, run code, take screenshots, control mouse and keyboard. Pre-authorized within RBAC policies and resource budgets. No tickets, no waiting.

Sandboxes with Time Travel

Checkpoint, branch, and rollback entire environments. Agents can fork a sandbox, try something risky, and roll back if it doesn't work. Safe experimentation built into the platform.

Task DAG Engine

Decompose work into dependency graphs with topological ordering (Kahn's algorithm). Agents claim tasks, complete them, and the engine automatically unlocks the next wave. This is how swarms coordinate.

Brain System

Hebbian synaptic learning. The brain builds weighted edges between concepts and strengthens them through use. Reward signals from task completion feed back into agent behavior. It actually gets smarter over time.

Multi-Backend LLM Proxy

Route across OpenRouter, Ollama, vLLM, and RunPod. Run local models on Mac Studios and consumer GPUs. Per-agent token budgets and cost tracking built in.

macOS Native Automation

16 automation modules: Safari, Mail, Calendar, iMessage, Finder, Notes, Reminders, Shortcuts, Siri, and more. Full accessibility API integration for Mac-based agent fleets.

AI Employees

Every employee gets their own
fleet of AI agents.

Your infrastructure runs personal AI teams for every person in your organization. Research assistants, data analysts, code reviewers, writing partners. Each employee orchestrates agents tuned to their role, running on hardware you own. Not a shared chatbot. A personal workforce.

Deep Research

Personal research teams that scan, synthesize, and summarize across your entire knowledge base. Semantic search powered by the built-in knowledge graph.

Analysis Teams

Agents that crunch data, find patterns, and surface insights without waiting three weeks for the data team to get to your ticket.

Force Multiplier

One person with a fleet of agents does the work of an entire department. Scale your people, not your headcount.

Private by Default

All agent work stays on your network. Conversations, documents, analysis. Nothing leaves your infrastructure. Full sovereignty.

For Developers

One API. Everything you need.
Nothing you don't.

ProxAPI wraps your entire infrastructure in a single REST API. Browse every endpoint.

600+ Endpoints

VMs, containers, networking, storage, DNS, firewalls, backups, GPU passthrough, agents, workflows, brain, knowledge graph. 18 Rust crates. One API.

api.datacenter.dev

GitOps Blueprints

Declarative infrastructure with plan/apply/diff. Like Terraform, but agent-aware and self-healing. Convergence engine reconciles your cluster.toml continuously.

FDA 21 CFR Part 11

Append-only audit trail with SHA-256 hash chain. Electronic signatures. Enterprise compliance without the enterprise overhead. Built in, not bolted on.

LOGOS Built In

Reads like English, compiles to Rust. Z3-verified Zanzibar policies, p2p CRDTs as language primitives, WAL journaling to disk or OPFS. When you need formal guarantees, LOGOS is there.

logicaffeine.com

Zero Egress

Your data stays on your network. No $0.02/GB to move your own data. No surprise bills. Full data sovereignty. The way it should be.

10-Month Payoff

Modern hardware is cheap and dense. A Mac Studio costs less than a year of equivalent EC2. Own it, depreciate it, stop paying cloud margins forever.

Ships With Every Cloud

The LOGOS Language

LOGOS reads like English, compiles to Rust, and features Z3 static verification of Zanzibar-style access policies. It ships with p2p-networked, WAL-journaled CRDTs as language primitives, with persistence to disk or browser OPFS. Write what you mean. The compiler proves you meant it correctly.

Your cloud runs whatever you already use. Python, Node, Go, Rust, containers, VMs. LOGOS is there when you need formal guarantees. The interactive studio, learning modules, and the full language reference live at logicaffeine.com.

Try the Studio
// LOGOS in
## To MergeSort (items: Seq of Int)
    -> Seq of Int:
  Let n be length of items.
  If n is less than 2:
    Return copy of items.
  Let mid be n / 2.
  Return Merge(
    MergeSort(items 1 through mid),
    MergeSort(items (mid+1) through n)).

// Compiled Rust out
fn MergeSort(items: Vec<i64>)
  -> Vec<i64> {
  let n = items.len();
  if (n < 2) {
    return items.to_vec();
  }
  let mid = n / 2;
  return Merge(
    MergeSort(items[..mid].to_vec()),
    MergeSort(items[mid..].to_vec()));
} // Z3 verified

Three things happened at the same time, and the companies that move first will have a permanent cost advantage over everyone who doesn't.
There's no time like now.

350%+

VMware Price Hikes

Broadcom's acquisition sent licensing costs through the roof. 87% of enterprises are actively looking for the exit. The migration wave is here. Ride it or get priced out.

<10mo

Hardware Payoff

A Mac Studio costs less than a year of equivalent EC2. Buy it, depreciate it, and every month after month 10 is pure savings your competitors are still sending to AWS.

Now

Agents Can Finally Do It

The reason you needed a DevOps team was because the infrastructure couldn't manage itself. That's no longer true. Autonomous agents handle what used to take 15 engineers. The last excuse to keep renting is gone.

Stop renting.
Start owning.

Your hardware. Your network. Agents manage everything.
Private beta. Limited spots.